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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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desinteresse

Saw someone argue that opposing AI art is ableist because this is the only way for some disabled people to make art afjagjsfh. Disabled people have been making art since the dawn of time and because making art is so varied there will always be tons of ways to create despite disability that doesn’t involve ripping artists off by using AI art

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Disabled people are honestly so brave for not killing annoying ppl every day I swear to god the disrespect

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#frida kahlo didnt paint exclusively from her bed for months while in extreme chronic pain from several injuries #for 'ai is the only way for disabled people to make art' to be an argument #TELL THAT TO MATISSE #Christy Browne #GOYA #beethoven was DEAF and still wrote music #a whole host of artists in the 80s continued creating while actively dying of AIDS #how dare people make this argument istg (via @morethanonepage)

van gogh didn’t die for this art
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ppl who pit goth girls and barbie girls against each other are miniature-brained. we are two sides of the same coin

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i get so many compliments from goth girls like i’ll literally be abt to tell them i love their outfit and they’ll beat me to it 😭they Get It

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if i don’t know anyone/have anyone to talk to at a social function and i spot or am spotted by a goth girl we immediately gravitate toward each other and start  a conversation. like every time

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smth about the mutual recognition of choosing commitment to the concept over not getting looked at like you’re nuts lol. like okay clearly you have your priorities straight, what’s up

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Ppl think the scale goes like this

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But really it goes like this

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This is so funny bc at first i just thought you were calling ppl clowns for not committing to one color and then I realized that literal actual clowns rly are on the end of the spectrum, wearing as many colors at a time as possible 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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It’s Day #2 of home-from-work, so I made this.

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bottom right is wizards

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I’m curious. I’ve had several significant paranormal experiences, but I’d like to test something.

Do you believe in ghosts/the paranormal?

Yes, and I’ve had an encounter.

Yes, but I’ve never had an encounter.

Maybe/I’m open to it.

No, I don’t.

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(And if you want to tell me your stories, that would be awesome!!!!)

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went to miami to recover father sotirios. and made some new friends.

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these animals... they are wise. I recruited them to avenge my dear brother. I was then escorted out of the sea world.

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Better than the 1596 Marseille dolphin exorcism I suppose.

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In 1596 dolphins were infesting the port of Marseille. Back in those days, y’see, dolphins didn’t have the cuddly image they enjoy today. They were pests and were causing damage.

So the cardinal of Avignon sent the bishop of Cavaillon to do something about them. In front of a huge crowd, the bishop sprinkled some holy water into the waters of the port and told the dolphins to begone. Whereupon the dolphins indeed turned tail in terror and fled, and were never seen again.

Still not as dramatic as Saint Bernard excommunicating the flies though.

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What happened to the flies?

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Saint Bernard of Clairvaux built a monastery in 1124, but it was plagued by flies. So the good saint promptly excommunicated them. By the next day the flied had died in such quantities that they had to be shoveled out.

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Still not as nutty as the Basel rooster trial though.

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*everyone in unison* um what rooster trial?

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In 1474, a rooster in Basel did the heinous and unspeakable act of laying an egg. As everyone knows, an egg laid by a rooster will hatch into a basilisk (or cockatrice).

So to avoid the creation of a cockatrice (or basilisk), the rooster was tried, found guilty, and burned at the stake along with its egg. A huge crowd was present.

The “rooster” in this case was likely a hen that had developed male characteristics (it happens).

Still not as properly legal as the Savigny pig trial though.

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Ok, clearly you want an excuse to talk about the pig thing, and I now DESPERATELY want to hear about the pig thing, so PLEASE tell us about the Pig Thing.

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In 1457 a sow killed Jehan Martin, a five-year-old boy in Savigny. For that crime she was put on trial and judged guilty, and sentenced to be hanged from a tree.

Her piglets, however, were judged to have been innocent of the murder, and so were returned to the owner, with the caveat that he had to surrender them to the law if they were later found to have eaten any of the boy.

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Not to be confused with a whole bunch of other, similar porcine trials.

I won’t mention the 1454 excommunication of eels in Lake Geneva then.

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the seaquarium of miami banned me from visiting for life if anyone even cares.

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WERE ANY OF YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A PHYSICAL REACTION TO HOT PEOPLE??? LIKE HEARTRATE RISES AND ALL THAT. THAT’S REAL??

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I’ve been dramatically exaggerating my reactions to hot people for YEARS because I thought that was what everyone did. For COMEDIC EFFECT. are you telling me all the squealing and people getting flustered and those ‘not to be a lesbian but oh my god’ tags were Not A Joke

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At least dinosaurs. Are real

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A small collection. Happy ace week you guys

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